Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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