Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
