if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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