would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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