PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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