can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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