You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
