Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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