No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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