I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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