Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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