Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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