ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He passed out mid-signature
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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