fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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