you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
