She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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