M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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