I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
