Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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