Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This is classic penis vs brain.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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