She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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