You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pappa wants mamma naked
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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