i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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