Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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