So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
