I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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