make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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