Don't you send me to vm
wakey wakey hands off snakey
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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