My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
