accomplished twins. life is a go
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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