Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the day after is always just damage control
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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