yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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