There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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