You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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