Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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