stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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