i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think people are normalizing furries
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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