Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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