I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My feet surprised me
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