i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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