I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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