i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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