It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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