question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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