I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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