Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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