He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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