He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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