do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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