i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
the raccoons are back...
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