whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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