Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You have to summon your inner elephant
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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