you win again, gameday.
Everything about him screamed your future.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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